Guys, send me jokes. All kinds. Whether they’re cheesy, one liners, or anti jokes.
ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.
Im 900% jealous of both sides
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me
eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree
Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover!
I’m actually sobbing
Seen this before. Sob’d the first time. Doing it again.
Bless them.. I like bikers even more now.
This is so cute
Where is the funding for them? Why have I not heard of this before? Talk about unsung heroes
Everyone gives bikers a bad rep but between this and the Patriot Guard? How can you have a negative attitude toward them?
When my dad was a kid he asked one of the guys his father was working on his motorcycle for, and my dad being the way he is, he asked “Can I be in your biker gang?” The man laughed, and said this “We’re not a gang, you think of bad people when you say the word gang. We’re a family.” And that’s why you shouldn’t call bikers who are in a group a gang.