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So long & Goodnight

Guys, send me jokes. All kinds. Whether they’re cheesy, one liners, or anti jokes.

0ddly-romantic:

thedaisiestdaisy:

inaneenglish:

waltztothemoon:

ScarJo looks like she had been waiting her entire career to do that with Sandra.

<3

Im 900% jealous of both sides

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS

You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.
Unknown  (via ladyofanaturalstate)
  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself
the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong


Me too. Completely wrong.

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

Me too. Completely wrong.

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

evenidontknowwhatimdoinghere:

bee-the-gatekeeper:

webofgoodnews:

People doing good!

A couple of these I came across randomly, but most of them were found here.

Webofgoodnews.com

Tragically beautiful… because even the littler kindnesses surprise us so much.

Most people are good.
Posts like this remind me of that.

lukehollandd:

thrashachusetts:

erindreaming:

yummyporn:

deathmetallife:

stvkln:

sassy-snow-queen:

littleangrykitten:

ejacutastic:

(source)

Faith in humanity restored! Never judge a book by its cover! 

I’m actually sobbing


Seen this before. Sob’d the first time. Doing it again.

Bless them.. I like bikers even more now.

This is so cute

Where is the funding for them? Why have I not heard of this before? Talk about unsung heroes

Everyone gives bikers a bad rep but between this and the Patriot Guard? How can you have a negative attitude toward them?

When my dad was a kid he asked one of the guys his father was working on his motorcycle for, and my dad being the way he is, he asked “Can I be in your biker gang?” The man laughed, and said this “We’re not a gang, you think of bad people when you say the word gang. We’re a family.” And that’s why you shouldn’t call bikers who are in a group a gang.



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